-your tires cost more than your truck
-you hand paint the white walls of your tires
-the hood of your truck is taller than your house
-you can tell the brand of a tire by the way it sounds.
-you've ever driven by the police
station with open headers (and gassed it a little), just to say you've done it.
-you're always looking for different
ways home from work, just incase there is an old 4x4 going to waste in someone's pasture.
-the local NAPA gives you
wholesale prices due to the quantity of parts you purchase.
-you dream not about if, but when, you can get that big
block or Dana 60
-"Dana" is no longer a woman's name
-you're offened when any one asks, "Is that four-wheel
drive?"
-you long for the smell of mud burning off an exhaust pipe
-you try to climb all of the snow piles
in the Wal-Mart parking lot
-you've spent nine hours crawling over a trail for 40 miles to get to someplace that would
have taken you an hour if you stayed on the highway
-eating isn't as important as getting parts
-your trophy
mantle consists of broken components from your trail victories
-you have to build another garage just to hold all
your parts
-you spend more money on fixing up your vehicle than fixing up your home
-your wife swears they'll
bury you in your truck because "There's no way that rust bucket is staying around after you're dead
-your wife complains,
saying you love your vehicles more than her
