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You know you're a truck guy when...

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-your tires cost more than your truck
 
-you hand paint the white walls of your tires
 
-the hood of your truck is taller than your house
 
-you can tell the brand of a tire by the way it sounds.

-you've ever driven by the police station with open headers (and gassed it a little), just to say you've done it.

-you're always looking for different ways home from work, just incase there is an old 4x4 going to waste in someone's pasture.

-the local NAPA gives you wholesale prices due to the quantity of parts you purchase.

-you dream not about if, but when, you can get that big block or Dana 60

-"Dana" is no longer a woman's name

-you're offened when any one asks, "Is that four-wheel drive?"

-you long for the smell of mud burning off an exhaust pipe

-you try to climb all of the snow piles in the Wal-Mart parking lot

-you've spent nine hours crawling over a trail for 40 miles to get to someplace that would have taken you an hour if you stayed on the highway

-eating isn't as important as getting parts

-your trophy mantle consists of broken components from your trail victories

-you have to build another garage just to hold all your parts

-you spend more money on fixing up your vehicle than fixing up your home

-your wife swears they'll bury you in your truck because "There's no way that rust bucket is staying around after you're dead

-your wife complains, saying you love your vehicles more than her

  OFF ROADING!
It's like breathing or eating,
only more important!